- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
Anonymous said: please don't take offense but you would look prettier if you smiled more!
E͕X̡̹P̨̜͓̗̩O̬̳̟͈̰̤S̼͍̟͔̗E͠ ͍Y̠͎͞O͇̰͓͠UR̗͡ ͎̰͎̫M̠͡O̞̹̩͕͘Ú̹T̩͕̲̗̰̲H̸̫̹̳ ̝͖̠͎̗͜B͈͙O͕͉̠͔̗̖̱N̖̘̼Ę̜͚͚̠̣͈̺S͉̜̱̱͈̖
̻̼͎̪̼SM͕I̩̘̣̠̗L̦̞E̲͍̺ ̴̟̣̠͖S̰Ṃ̡̜̹I͇̝̹̙̮L̙̮̼͢ͅE̖̳̗̦͟ ̗̯͈͇̮S̘̟̻̳̖̫̺͝M̞IL̖̜̞̩̖̰E̵
bottled-utopia I feel like you would appreciate this :-D
- Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
- Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.